Uh, sorry. I was on my way to post, and I got distracted by my iPhone (formerly known as Rufus, then Prinz, then Geoffrey the gay butler and now Vera). And instagram. And Buzzfeed. And Snapchat. And What's App. And Vine. And my iPad (word from the wise: don't take one of those things anywhere near your bed - I haven't sleep in 6 weeks, 4 days and 14 hours. Coincidentally, I have owned an iPad mini for 6 weeks, 4 days and 14 hours. Weird. Although I am very good at Angry Birds Star Wars. That's golden resume material right there.)
Two weeks into bank teller training and this is what I've got to show for it. Well, this and I can now recite the four essentials of client care, the five foundational values of my organization, the eight guiding principles underlying those values, the four tenets of client priority, the three main steps of the money laundering process, the three components of a negotiation triangle and the reference number for the form that needs to be filled out when you are resetting your bank card pin.
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. (Bee Movie)