"Champagne?!? What is there to celebrate?
Crumbly-ness?"
-The Doc
Rolling, rolling, rolling ...

Two weeks into bank teller training and this is what I've got to show for it. Well, this and I can now recite the four essentials of client care, the five foundational values of my organization, the eight guiding principles underlying those values, the four tenets of client priority, the three main steps of the money laundering process, the three components of a negotiation triangle and the reference number for the form that needs to be filled out when you are resetting your bank card pin.
But you can be rest assured ... I AM AWAKE.