"Champagne?!? What is there to celebrate?
Crumbly-ness?"
-The Doc
Me good work internet.
Uh, sorry. I was on my way to post, and I got distracted by my iPhone (formerly known as Rufus, then Prinz, then Geoffrey the gay butler and now Vera). And instagram. And Buzzfeed. And Snapchat. And What's App. And Vine. And my iPad (word from the wise: don't take one of those things anywhere near your bed - I haven't sleep in 6 weeks, 4 days and 14 hours. Coincidentally, I have owned an iPad mini for 6 weeks, 4 days and 14 hours. Weird. Although I am very good at Angry Birds Star Wars. That's golden resume material right there.)
I forgot I had a website.
But then I remembered.
So, it's all good, now.