Costco!

For the record, the person who shamelessly stands next to the Hawaiian pizza booth waiting ten minutes for the samples to be ready and then takes two? That's me.

I had one lasagna, three pieces of pizza, two ... no, three ... no, four yoghurts and five cookies. Oh, and another piece of pizza. And another yoghurt. And one more cookie for dessert. I didn't even wait for the cookie lady to turn her back before I took seconds. Although, I will admit that I took advantage when she did turn her back.

Everyone else tiptoes around the sample booths, politely sneaking a taste and feeling the need to explain that they are taking a second for their spouse, as though the sample booth attendants atually care. Not me. I had two yoghurts in one hand and was stuffing a piece of pizza into my mouth while I grabbed a second for the road. I am the person who stands next to the booth, eats a sample, throws the wrapper in the garbage and takes another sample all while holding eye contact with the sample booth attendant.

It's a talent.

Also, wanna see something funny?

Too bad if you don't. Because it's right here:

Apparently, I like my Costco lunches as much as I like my birthday cake.