Seeing that the horse actually froze to death, I'd hasten to say that bus stop boy makes a point here. Admittedly, I was tempted to run across the street and add a few choice words between "It's" and "cold."

You know, like "really" or "very" or "super-duper."

In case you don't believe me:

And if you don't trust those lousy, inaccurate indoor radio thermometers, then put this in your pipe and smoke it:

I'm sorry ... what does that say below? Feels like minus forty what? I don't even think that is a temperature. Doesn't the Kelvin (not Calvin ... ) scale zero out before that? Note to self: Text God and let him know that this is not normal.

It's a good thing I am getting out of this frozen wasteland tomorrow and driving back down to balmy southern Alberta ...

What the ... ?