That, ladies and gentleman, is a world record for the largest amount of Puffs Plus with Lotion used in a single day. Other records broken this weekend:

• Longest uninterupted time spent watching bad television shows (including the new Knight Rider ... Hasselhoff should henceforth and for the rest of his career be limited to only playing rolls that involve him yelling in German)
• Biggest chunk coughed up in a single sitting (hey ... a record is a record)
• Largest amount of cold tablets ingested in a 24-hour period (whoops ... misread the directions on that one ... )
• Worst hair-do ever (this, of course, was a record that I already held)

Wow. Wasn't that everything you never wanted in a blog post?