This weekend I competed in my first squash tournament. Let's just say that the only thing I brought home was sore butt muscles. On the up side – I didn’t get skunked. Ignore the fact that I was seeded with an eight-point handicap, meaning I started all of my games leading 8-0.

But I did win a game here or there. And I am one step closer to beating my father-in-law the next time we meet on the court. And serioulsy, if my ass hurts this much, there's gotta be some toining and sculpting happening.