For Christmas this year I got a duplicate gift, and so my in-laws let me choose something else. I have been playing the new Hairspray movie soundtrack on repeat since the day after I saw the film, and so I decided that I would actually get the DVD. So we made a trip to HMV on Boxing Day (because, really, is there any better time to go shopping at HMV?) and can you believe it, not only were the shelves well-stocked with row after row of John Travolta in drag, but they also offered the option of a Hairspray 2-Disc “Shake & Shimmy” Standard DVD Edition GIFT PACK, which included a tote bag and this irresistible little locker.

Much to my husband's chagrin, I left HMV, giggling with delight, toting both a copy of the movie and the irresistible little locker.

Up until recently, I hadn't figured yet determined what would be the perfect use for my new treasure. And then, two days ago, when I was stocking up on discount post-Easter candy, it hit me. The perfect use:

Now, dear people of cyberspace and anyone else who might be inclined to make a clandestine trip to my little locker, don't get too excited. There is a reason it's called a LOCKer.

Also, for the record, yes, I voluntarily chose this colour. Which. Is. NOT. Pink. It is Crayola colour #82. Razzmatazz. Duh.