"Champagne?!? What is there to celebrate?
Crumbly-ness?"
-The Doc
October 22: I reckon th'am gonna head down to THE Walmart and get me some of them fancy underwear
I totally just went to Walmart ... no, no wait ... to THE Walmart at 11:30 p.m. on a Wednesday night wearing this:
My outfit includes a pair of totally 1980s nerdgear grey sweatpants, a green fleece pullover and a pair of red crocs. And no, I haven't brushed my hair today.
Pretty sure Stacy and Clinton are now fielding calls from the entire cast of my life, including friends, family, teammates, flight instructors, former university professors and, of course, old roommates.
To top off my classy late night wanderings, we pulled up to THE Walmart and parked next to this guy:
It was if God Almighty Himself were saying, hey Michelle, it's okay. You belong here.