OK, People of the Intertubes, I need some input ...

This here is MY drink.

Since my knowledge of ... umm ... alcoholic indulgences has really only developed in the past few years (I am looking at you Europa Cup After Party Circuit ... and you, Micaela ... and Lanette ... and you too Paul Fraser ... and all the other people who are willing to buy me a drink in order to laugh at how quickly its effects ... ummm ... become apparent ... ), I routinely ask bartenders to simply "make me something girly" and see what I get.

At the Whistler World Cup party THIS is what I got:

• Vodka
• Cranberry juice
• Orange juice
• Pineapple juice
• Bitter
• Lime Cordial (it was an Aussie making it ... )
• Grenadine

Twice.

The bartendar called it "The Michelle Special," but that just isn't cutting it for me. This drink needs a NAME ...

Help me out people!