I checked my mail the other day, and found mine, and Jason's, token there-is-an-election-coming-up-in-May-make-sure-you-are-on-the-voters-list letter from Elections BC. I also got ones for Deborah Fell, Robert Hartley and Dennis, Sherry and Todd Dubber.

According to Elections BC, there are seven people living at my place. Which explains why there is never anything to eat. And why there is always so much laundry. And why my gin always seems to disappear so quickly. Oh, no wait. Nope, that WAS me.

Oh, by the way, Deborah, you also have a bill here from the Diamondhead medical clinic. And rent is due.