For my pseudo summer camp, I got myself a warm long sleeved Under Armour shirt.

I have decided that in my Olympic endeavor I will wear exclusively (and by exclusively I mean when I can find last season's gear on the clearance rack with a deodorant stain that boasts an extra 15 percent off) Under Armour gear, in hopes that one day, when I am a famous Canadian skeleton athlete, they will sponsor me and in turn offer me unlimited access to an entire Under Armour wardrobe free-of-charge.

Or at least give me a discount.

Or maybe a sticker.