I was at the bank yesterday, and when I came out my mind was, in the eternal words of my dear teammate Charles There-is-an-overabundance-of-Zs-and-Ws-in-my-last-name-combined-with-an-entirely-insufficient-number-of-vowels-making-it-impossible-for-anyone-using-a-Latin-based-alphabet-to-pronounce-without-their-head-imploding, blown.

This can't be right ...

They can't really have made TWO 1997 Ford Escort Wagon LX Editions in Aquamarine Frost, could they have?

I mean, Aquamarine Frost isn't just a vat o' paint. Aquamarine Frost is a STATEMENT. It's a statement that can really only be made once. It's a statement that says "I am one of a kind! I am unique! I am special! There's only one of me! Except not!"

I am actually still sitting in the parking lot trying to figure out how to get around the giant mirror so I can get back into my car and come home.