"Champagne?!? What is there to celebrate?
Crumbly-ness?"
-The Doc
9.
"Why won't your pants come down?"
"Because I have hips."
"Oh. Maybe that was a design feature."
"Yeah. God gave girls hips so that guys couldn't pants them."
"Champagne?!? What is there to celebrate?
Crumbly-ness?"
-The Doc
01.NOV.2015: Ottawa, Ontario19.MAY.2014: Mannheim, Germany02.MAR.2014: Middle of Nowhere, Germany01.FEB.2014: Sochi, Russia
Anna Karenina by Leo Tolstoy
All Russians Love Birch Trees by Olga Grjasnowa

"Why won't your pants come down?"
"Because I have hips."
"Oh. Maybe that was a design feature."
"Yeah. God gave girls hips so that guys couldn't pants them."