Next and last stop on the America's Cup circuit is ... nope ...not Salt Lake City. We are actually in Park City, just southeast of Salt Lake.

We are staying at a lovely little Best Western which has been invaded and is currently being occupied by seventy high-school kids on a ski trip from California. You know the kind that run up and down the hallways at night, slamming doors and screaming? It's out of control. I mean, I was never like that. There is a possibility that I may have been involved in an incident where ice cubes were dumped down a hotel stairwell, or entire panels of elevator buttons were pushed while the rider went AWOL, and there might have been a trampoline performance that resulted in a broken bed ... but up past midnight and speaking at elevated volumes? Never.