Lo and behold, I have purchased a ... P-P-P-P ..... P-P-Pur .... ummm ... a handbag. I think even my fashion friend Leslie would approve of this one, even though I can't bring myself to utter that dreadful P-word. And really, why should I? If I give in to that, then I might have to start blow-drying my hair and next thing you know I'll be dressed in pink and wearing heels.