Yesterday I went to the movies (which is a long story in itself - I wanted to see "The Astronaut Farmer," but I ended up seeing "The Queen") and of course had to hop with my legs crossed to the bathroom afterward because I 1) refuse to waste one cent of the $11 ticket price by spending active film time in the restroom, and 2) refuse to buy the small drink because the extra large comes cheaper with the combo. But that's not the funny part of the story.

I was drying my hands and noticed someone had vandalized the Nova 5 Automatic Hand Dryer with graffiti. And I have to imagine that my bacon brother was somehow involved in this:

I think even Rosanne (read "college professor who returns your e-mails with grammar and spelling corrections") could overlook the mistake and giggle.

And no, I didn't even think twice about pulling my camera out and take a picture of the movie theatre bathroom hand dryer. Using a flash.