A couple weeks ago I found a snail at the end of my driveway, so I picked him up, brought him inside, named him Herman and put him in my fish tank, which at this point was mostly empty from the move.He's been chilling out there ever since.

This weekend I bought a new goldfish (who is called McLovin, for those of you superbad enough to appreciate that) and filled up the fish tank.

Turns out garden snails float. So poor Herman just kept floating around in circles, and Jason said I had to let him go.So I put him on a plastic container, and put him in the bakyard, so that he wander away at his leisure.

Crawl, Herman, crawl! You are a free snail now, free to wander the backyards of Valleycliffe and roam the great expanse of my driveway.

Hey, wait a minute ...