Today I played paintball for the first time. I am hoping I didn't give myself away as a newbie when I knocked my gun against the bunker as I went to take my first shot at someone, popped open the container and dumped my 99 remaining paintballs all over the ground. Or when I went to get my paintballs refilled, forgot to put my barrel safety cover on and pointed my gun right in the face of our referee.

Once I actually got some paintballs in my gun and started firing, pre-season training began:

Corner 9 ... I am ready for you now ...