For Thanksgiving I went to Saskatchewan with my friend Tiff and her husband Brynn who was born and raised in the thriving prairie metropolis of North Battleford:

Actually, as it turns out, this town has more than Squamish ... PAY ATTENTION SQUAMISH. Just cause you are a small town doesn't mean you are limited to ONE TIM HORTONS. North Battleford, which boasts the same population as Squamish, has TWO Timmie's. Honestly Squamish, how can you live with yourself? I don't know how any of us Squamites survive.

Also, North Battleford has, not one, but TWO, shopping malls. Indoors. Seriously, do you how hard it is to do retail therapy in a town that doesn't even have a mall?

Besides going to two different Timmie's on the same day, and strolling the mall, this is what else there is to do in North Battleford:

That's about it.