They say that the dress you eventually choose is everything you never dreamed of. If there is one thing I didn’t want my dress to be, it was a strapless. So we’ll just call this one “shoulder support impaired.” It does get bonus points for:

1. It glitters.

2. Chiffon like the bridesmaids dresses

3. It glitters.

4. The train is perfect length – not too long, not too short.

5. It glitters.

6. It’s asymmetrical.

7. It glitters.

8. I won’t have to sell a kidney to buy it.

9. It’s still glittering.