March 1: OK, really, who does this?
Everyone thinks this warning sign at the top of the track is for tourists and teenage boys. It's not. It's for the athletes. Normal people don't need a sign posted at the top of a 1500m frozen water slide to tell them that crossing the start line will likely result in an injury.
So. My certain injury of the day: I fell off my sled AFTER I crossed the finish line. WHO DOES THAT? What, I can hold on to the damn sled at 110 kph, but when I slow down to speeds of, say, 30, I fall over?