October 22: I reckon th'am gonna head down to THE Walmart and get me some of them fancy underwear
I totally just went to Walmart ... no, no wait ... to THE Walmart at 11:30 p.m. on a Wednesday night wearing this:
My outfit includes a pair of totally 1980s nerdgear grey sweatpants, a green fleece pullover and a pair of red crocs. And no, I haven't brushed my hair today.