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October 22: I reckon th'am gonna head down to THE Walmart and get me some of them fancy underwear

  • Posted on: 23 October 2008
  • By: Michelle

I totally just went to Walmart ... no, no wait ... to THE Walmart at 11:30 p.m. on a Wednesday night wearing this:

toilet

My outfit includes a pair of totally 1980s nerdgear grey sweatpants, a green fleece pullover and a pair of red crocs. And no, I haven't brushed my hair today.

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September 20: Taking toilets to a whole other level

  • Posted on: 21 September 2008
  • By: Michelle

If you have ever traveled by car with me on a journey that is any longer than an hour, you are probably more familiar with my bladder size and capacity than you care to be. That being said, I can attest to the fact that I have visited my share of little girl's rooms in my day.

So after a few ice teas and a couple glasses of water (and there is a slight possibly that a gin and tonic may have made its way into the mix) at a restaurant called the Cactus Club, I obviously needed to excuse myself from the dinner table.

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